Choices

Would you rather comb peanut butter into your hair or sleep inside a rolled-up carpet?

Would you rather ride a camel to work or drop kick a bag of wet cat food into the nearest grocery store?

Would you rather wear a poncho every day for a year or take a trip to the Grand Canyon with Celine Dion (and she sings into the canyon)?

Would you rather drive a Weinermobile across the country or pretend you’re a manager at McDonald’s to a blind date?

Would you rather spend the day selling umbrellas from a manhole or have a conversation about swamps with every person you talk to for a week?

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