Would you rather comb peanut butter into your hair or sleep inside a rolled-up carpet?
Would you rather ride a camel to work or drop kick a bag of wet cat food into the nearest grocery store?
Would you rather wear a poncho every day for a year or take a trip to the Grand Canyon with Celine Dion (and she sings into the canyon)?
Would you rather drive a Weinermobile across the country or pretend you’re a manager at McDonald’s to a blind date?
Would you rather spend the day selling umbrellas from a manhole or have a conversation about swamps with every person you talk to for a week?