Can’t sleep? Me neither. Let’s experiment with slumber inducement.
Spend the day sitting in a lavender field while reading a stack of other people’s to-do lists. Say the word “pedicure” until you forget its meaning. Eat a loaf of Wonder bread with a side of rice. Have someone explain how an air conditioner works in minute detail. Stare at a beige wall. Spell your name using individual grains of salt. Slowly hand-shred an encyclopedia set.