Is there such a condition as Weed Wacker’s arm? If so, I have it. Three of the last four days have contained some portion of time spent shearing back overgrown lawns with the tool. As of a month ago, I’d never laid a finger on one, but now it seems I’m on the way to expertise. Is that something to be proud of? Are there weed eating competitions? Maybe I’ll enter one. I could win a year’s supply of beef jerky and a mini fridge or something.