(A few tweets to celebrate the season. Created 2013-2014)
Trick or treat idea – random pages ripped from a dictionary, half-used Yankee candles, ice cubes, Ipecac, mascara wands
DIY pumpkin Lite-Brite: stick pushpins into a pumpkin and place a candle inside. I’m too lazy to try it, though.
For Halloween, Edna puts nondairy yogurt in the palm of a prosthetic hand and extends it through a crack in the door. The kids love it.
Patrick “or treat” Swayze. Is it too late for Halloween jokes.