Halloween tweets

(A few tweets to celebrate the season. Created 2013-2014)

Trick or treat idea – random pages ripped from a dictionary, half-used Yankee candles, ice cubes, Ipecac, mascara wands

DIY pumpkin Lite-Brite: stick pushpins into a pumpkin and place a candle inside. I’m too lazy to try it, though.

For Halloween, Edna puts nondairy yogurt in the palm of a prosthetic hand and extends it through a crack in the door. The kids love it.

Patrick “or treat” Swayze. Is it too late for Halloween jokes.



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